How To Woo a Lisa

I'm sure you're all wondering by now what it takes to win the heart of a Lisa, so I've compiled a list for you.

Things TO Do:

• Be as nerdy as possible without really trying. Lisas love nerds!
• Call your Lisa a princess because she is.
• Take your Lisa to a show of the Broadway variety. She'll never leave your side after this.
• Wear a purity ring. Don't just wear it around your finger, though, wear it around your heart as well.
• Make random gestures of affection to your Lisa. The small things really make Lisas smile.
• Serenade your Lisa with a song.
• Go to church with your Lisa.

Things NOT To Do:

• Don't make promises you have no intention of keeping.
• Don't cease making conversation. Lisas love to hear about you, therefore, you can never talk too much.
• Don't ever breathe the following phrase: "It's a full half-carat pear cut cubic zirconia!" (Courtesy of our friends that write Chuck at NBC)
• Don't put up a wall to keep your Lisa out of your life. Lisas love knowing what's going on in your life and are ready and willing to help with whatever it is you need assistance with.

Keep these things in mind when pursuing a Lisa. This will guarantee your acceptance into her life.

Witticism of the Day: Baking is the best stress reliever. You get to pound your ingredients which can help you refrain from pounding other people.