Here's a list of reasons why I don't write a gossip blog:

• Speading gossip is a sin.
• I don't know enough people to keep it interesting enough for very long.
• I'd basically be mirroring Gossip Girl, and I'd hate to be sued by Cecily von Ziegesar.
• Word travels too fast around here for me to get it out and be relevant.
• I don't blog enough for it to stay interesting.
• It would be immediately traced back to me.

I hope these reasons keep you from writing one as well. Just watch GG and you'll have your fix. XOXO (just kidding.)

Witticism of the Day: When given a task for a leadership position, take care of it in a timely fashion or at least make an effort to. People are much more willing to help you out if they can tell that you're completely overwhelmed as opposed to just claiming to be too busy to take care of things.