Classtastic

This post is dual-faceted. I had a topic in mind and was completely rearing to type it up and then before I could make it home to dump here I came up with something else. Fortunately for you (or unfortunately, depending if you came to this site of your own free will or if someone forced you to in which case I sympathize with you, deeply) I'm going to spill both my magic lists of the day.

List 1

Reasons I belong in high society:

1. Ballroom dance is my favorite hobby.
2. I must attend live theater on a regular basis.
3. I'd rather have wine than unclassy beverages.
4. I loooooove organizing events.
5. I'm more comfortable in a formal gown than jeans.
6. I have charishma (...I think).
7. Being classy is my real favorite hobby.
8. I prefer my men in tuxedos.
9. I belong on the Upper East Side.
10. We all know high society could use a little dose of my charm.

You know it's true.

List 2

Current Goals for the Future:

• Be in Paris for every French holiday once I can afford the incredible expense travelling to a country using the Euro can be and once this whole body scanner drama dies down.

Yeah...that's pretty much it. I just thought it would be more exciting in list format. Doesn't the bullet just accent how important it is? Don't answer that; of course it does.

Witticism of the Day: Coping mechanisms should be as diverse as the situations in which they must be deployed. Ultimately, however, you have to come to terms with whatever it is you're coping with.